Gerador Automático de Insultos

Colaboração: Rubens Queiroz de Almeida

Data de Publicação: 12 de Janeiro de 2001

Quer reclamar de alguém ou de alguma empresa? Não sabe escolher as palavras para expressar a sua raiva? Pois então, o seu problema acabou. Basta ir até https://www.pakin.org/complaint, selecionar que tipo de insulto, contra quem e o computador faz o resto.

Excelente site para relaxar deixando o computador desabafar para você. Os insultos são gerados em inglês mas são hilariantes. Bastante relaxante. Abaixo um exemplo de um desabafo contra uma pessoa ficticia, chamada Osmundino (espero que ninguém tenha este nome :-)

Desculpem o off-topic mas eu não resisti :-)

My complaint about Mr. Osmundino C Jones

  I just want a little editorial balance here.
  To begin at the beginning, Mr. Osmundino C Jones
  has recently been going around claiming that he
  should damn this nation and this world to Hell
  because "it's the right thing to do". You really have
  to tie your brain in knots to be gullible enough to believe that
  junk. This is a truth that Osmundino's grunts are
  told by Osmundino that they cannot acknowledge,
  lest they give aid and comfort to the rest of us.
  How does Osmundino deal with this fascinating piece
  of information? He totally ignores it.  We have
  a right and an obligation to provide some balance
  to his one-sided announcements. Okay, that's a bit
  of an overstatement, but for all of you reading
  this who are not wayward libertines, you can understand
  where the motivation for that statement comes from.  
  
  While we all despair over his disingenuous machinations,
  we must also remember the principles that will guide
  our better behaviors and higher aspirations. Some of
  the facts I'm about to present may seem shocking.
  This they certainly are. However, his dissertations are
  based on a technique I'm sure you've heard of.
  It's called "lying". Surely, Osmundino claims that
  he is the one who will lead us to our great shining 
  future. Well, I beg to differ. 
  
  He is addicted to the feeling of power, to the idea of
  controlling people. Sadly, he has no real concern for the
  welfare or the destiny of the people he desires to lead.
  Sure, we could just sit back and let Osmundino use every
  conceivable form of diplomacy, deception,
  pressure, coercion, bribery, treason, and terror
  to discredit legitimate voices in the pessimism debate,
  but that prospect really grates on people who have any
  kind of common sense. I can assure you that if his adherents
  had even an ounce of integrity, they would strengthen our
  roots so we can weather the storms that threaten our
  foundation. I would like to end on a heartfelt note.
  Mr. Osmundino C Jones expresses only the noblest intentions
  singing praises to the value of community even as he
  enacts policies that force people to act in ways far removed
  from the natural patterns of human behavior.